Wednesday, March 30, 2011
:)
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
:P
W przedszkolu Jasiu siedzi na nocniczku i płacze.
- Dlaczego płaczesz? - pyta pani wychowawczyni
- Bo pani Zosia powiedziała, że jak ktoś nie zrobi kupki to nie pójdzie na spacer.
- I co? Nie możesz zrobić...
- Ja zrobiłem, ale Wojtek mi ukradł
- Dlaczego płaczesz? - pyta pani wychowawczyni
- Bo pani Zosia powiedziała, że jak ktoś nie zrobi kupki to nie pójdzie na spacer.
- I co? Nie możesz zrobić...
- Ja zrobiłem, ale Wojtek mi ukradł
:)
Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
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- Jasiu, zachowujesz się jak prosię! - strofuje mama Jasia za zachowanie przy stole - Wiesz, co to prosię?
- Tak mamusiu - dziecko maciory.
- Tak mamusiu - dziecko maciory.
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
:D
So today Natka was 10.05lbs and 22 inches. pretty big for a month old!
Natka wazy 4.6 KG i ma 55.9 cm. rosnie szybko. podobno 9 na 10 dzieci jest mniejszych od Natki!
Natka wazy 4.6 KG i ma 55.9 cm. rosnie szybko. podobno 9 na 10 dzieci jest mniejszych od Natki!
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
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