Wednesday, March 30, 2011

:)

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

Hop

Hauhau

thats the one i was looking for

fav. ulubione

Rano

Godo a niy mowi

Co to jest:
Teściowa i żona w samochodzie???
- Zestaw głośno mówiący.

dziadki!


Thursday, March 24, 2011

:)'

Purt

:P

W przedszkolu Jasiu siedzi na nocniczku i płacze.
- Dlaczego płaczesz? - pyta pani wychowawczyni
- Bo pani Zosia powiedziała, że jak ktoś nie zrobi kupki to nie pójdzie na spacer.
- I co? Nie możesz zrobić...
- Ja zrobiłem, ale Wojtek mi ukradł

:)

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

romeoville trip




Saturday, March 19, 2011

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- Jasiu, zachowujesz się jak prosię! - strofuje mama Jasia za zachowanie przy stole - Wiesz, co to prosię?
- Tak mamusiu - dziecko maciory.

looks nice doesnt it

Nadia Donating For Japan

at Kolhs ridin elevators

sleepy Heaths

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

:D

So today Natka was 10.05lbs and 22 inches. pretty big for a month old!
Natka wazy 4.6 KG i ma 55.9 cm. rosnie szybko. podobno 9 na 10 dzieci jest mniejszych od Natki!

doktor#2